Horse on horse action
Jessica always gets top
Or bitches will die
Yes, that was a haiku. Anyways.
Our dear Sica was caught riding a horse yesterday, much to the dismay of Taecsica shippers, horse-ape enthusiasts, and strangely enough, every member of 4minute (sans Hyuna), who supposedly had much to say, but were ignored due to their extreme irrelevance.
After the pictures were uploaded to the internet, netizens immediately began to criticize her actions and deemed them "highly inappropriate". A SM representative quickly spoke up, saying, "There is no use in hiding the truth anymore. Yes, it is true, Jessica is a horse." (note: It may interest readers to know that SM Ent. immediately released a statement denying the representative's claims, and threatened to file a lawsuit that could last years, even with the knowledge that they would lose).
Netizens responded with "Poor Taecyeon", "So Taec.... how does it feel to fuck a horse", and "I still want to fuck her" (written by Jay Park, who later confessed to being drunk at the time).
Picture credits to Anon4586 (who indeed requested to be credited as such).